
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
North Korea: At It Again!

Thursday, April 9, 2009
Proud patriotic songs of Kim Jong Who?

Friday, April 3, 2009
Its all going squirrelly!
First, there was the rumour, backed by the Phoenix office, of a meeting held between 6 of the surviving 9 EIHL clubs, to which Manchester, Edinburgh, and Newcastle where not invited.
Apparently, at the meeting, the discussion revolved around concerns raised by the other 3. Running from wage cap and import issues. However, rather than trying to cut the wage cap to help the smaller clubs remain competitive, and cutting imports to help promote the development of GB players, the other clubs decided that the sensible option was to RAISE the cap, and RAISE the number of imports! This flies in the face of a previous meeting held in November where the clubs agreed to cut the number of imports to 8. With 1 club dissenting. Wonder who...
We now have a situation with a "new" league structure being advocated by the "Big 6" where the wage cap is increased, the number of imports is increased, and to take part, it will cost you £10,000 bond to get in.
All this really smacks of the "Big 6" trying to force the smaller clubs out. Raise entry to the point where they know the smaller clubs cannot commit, and they are gone. Why they want to do this? I really dont know. Maybe to keep more of the pot for themselves. I know Edinburgh dont take too many fans on away trips, whilst for Nottingham games against Sheffield are a cash cow, but if Nottingham fans are guaranteed to see Sheffield a couple of times a month, then its going to get very boring, very quickly!
This got very interesting very quickly, until Friday...
http://edinburgh-capitals.com/news/detail.php?id=978
http://www.manchesterphoenix.co.uk/news/s/1487_phoenix_prepared_to_fight_for_0910_league_entry
Neil came out and painted a dark picture of the inner workings of the EIHL. Wage cap breaches going unpunished, and other dodgy goings-on. Scott Neil of Edinburgh didnt just paint an ungly picture, he ripped the curtain away and let the world take a damn good look!
Some of the Big 6 openly admitting to breaching the wage cap (no surprises who), and a lack of punishment. Clubs dipping into league funding without any consultation whatsoever. Generally, a high degree of corruptness all round.
Why would Neil and Scott do this? Going in to a meeting on Monday fighting for league survival?
For my money, its simple. Manchester, Newcastle, and Edinburgh do not have the power to make the others chnge their mind. After all, its 3 to 6 votes. However, with the threat of a VERY public airing of dirty linen from a couple of guys who have built their reputations on honesty and integrity, it may help persuade Hull and Cardiff to wobble. Bringing the voting round to 5-4. Another hope is that such a public shaming will concentrate minds a little and focus on the fact that a 6 team league really is unworkable in the long term.
Will all this work? Unlikely. This is a high risk strategy, and given those that run the league, they are just as capable of feeling pushed into a corner, and lashing back. Forcing Manchester and the others out much faster.
Will I be sad? Given the way the EIHL has worked, and the huge amount of corruption within. No. If the Phoenix are there next year, I can only hope Neil has managed to swing all sorts of concessions out of them to make it a viable league for the likes of the Phoenix. Such as a CHANCE of winning. I dont mind the Phoenix not winning the league. But it is nice to dream. The Big 4 just walk off every year!
As is more likely, the Phoenix will have to drop down to either the EPL, or a revamped Northern League. For one, I wont be too sad. At least the hockey will be a lot more honest!
And as I suspect, we will be in a position of strength when The Big 6 come calling to be let in when their dreams of European glory end in abject failure and the EIHL2/ISL3 collapses as it surely will.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Obama guilty of plagarising!
OK, its not as serious as all that, however, I just wanted to use this blog to give due praise for this years biggest slogan.
Obama has made the line "Yes we can!" a worldwide phenomina. You even have Japanese kids running around yelling "Obama! Yes we can!"
Of course, the first person to make the line "Yes we can!" is of somewhat shorter stature, a paler complexion, a shorter name, and an idyllic life. I am, or course, referring to that paeon of modern society, the great author...
Now, I for one really have no problem with Obama using the line. It is catchy (I STILL remember the bloody pop song!) and easy to chant. I remember the days back with the Manchester Storm, where the Bob song would have all the little kids squeaking "yes we can!" along with the song.
Obama has managed to give new hope to the world and the slogan catches all of Obama`s optimism in one convenient bundle. Unfortunately, there are those who chose to use this link to attack Obama.
http://theconservativepost.com/WordPress/?p=342
OK, a right wing group attack Obama. Its politics, this happens. There where plenty of left wing groups having a pop at McCain. Its part of the territory. However, its a shame that they drag poor Bob in. Giving him words when he is an innocent kids cartoon character, with no ability to practise the right of reply!
So, there you have it. The most popular phrase in the world has allready done the rounds as a catchy pop song from a British cartoon character. I suppose its a bit of an honour that Obama "chose" to use Bobs line, rather than come up with his own.
Still, If it aint broke...
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Nuclear power is good!


Thursday, January 29, 2009
Japanese ice hockey!
So, how did Japan get there? Well, they got on a plane! Ha ha! OK, sorry...
They managed to progress out of the earlier qualifying group by turning over Poland, and Britain. How on earth did they manage that!? This is a nation with about 6 full time rinks, and the rest are open for only 4 months before being turned back into swimming pools, and only 4 professional teams!
Well, mainly because in Japan they have actually sat down and decided to focus a lot of their energies on sustainable development. That means bringing in Japanese players who are willing to hang around for a while, rather than shelling out on a lot of guys to come in for a year, take their money and leave, without giving a lot back.
After watching some of the Asia League, its clear that the standard is down on the Elite league. However, the 4 teams that Japan has entered have 3 solid lines and 3 imports. The 3 imports are on pretty good money, and the rest of the money is spent on getting the rest of the three lines up to scratch.
This allows the Japanese squad to pick from a small, but uniformly high standard of players. Bcause they work on developing their players, the players do get together much more than our players do. Even down to summer camp getaways all design to boost team play.
The end result?
They turned us over.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
What a week!
Unfortunately, I am STILL in the UK.
Yuko got a little sick after the new years bash, which was, by the way, rather good fun! Thanks guys! However, with Yuko going down, thought a few days in bed, then ok for the flight home. Come Sunday and time to travel down to London ready to fly out on the Monday, and Yuko has apparently shaken most of the effects off. On the train, everything going swimmingly. Until Milton Keynes. We roll out of MK, and then grind to a halt.
For 2 HOURS!
Due to a power line failure.
Sheesh.
Then, the train manager (read "conductor") announces that the train is going back to MK to terminate. So, back we roll. And in the mad crush to get off the train, my document case vanishes into the crowd of people flooding past to get off. Either by design, or accident. The problem with thisis that it has my passport in! Problem.
Next problem. Whilst waiting at the station to find out if the bag can be traced, Yuko suddenly gets worse. Finally, ditch all hope of seeing it again (Thanks to whichever little so and so took it and never handed it in!) and get Yuko to a hotel. Get her to bed, and the condition just gets worse!
So, finally bite the bullet, and get a cab to the hospital. See the admissions nurse who confidently declares "Flu." Well, since we are there, we thought we would hang on and see the doc. Well, duely the doc comes round and pronounces a liver infection!
Bye bye plane tickets. We are NOT leaving for Japan!
Never mind. A couple of nights, no problem.
Except the liver was fine!
finally, after several tests, and a whole lot of pain on mine and Yuko's part (Physical for Yuko, and mental for me since there is nothing I can do!) the doctor announces that the CT scan has reveal the right kidney to be enlarged, and needs removing! OK. THIS is a problem. Upsets the both of us!
Still, after a good nights sleep, another doctor comes down and says that the kidney is only infected, but it is out of place. So, a dose of drugs, and speak to a doctor in Japan about the wonky kidney. Apparently it is not a huge issue, but will need sorting!
So, after a gamut of emotion, mostly bad, Yuko is released, and I have to sprint to Liverpool for a replacement passport, which, bless them, they do in a day for me!
So, thanks to my co-workers for holding down the fort and sorting out some paperwork for me, and Yuko and I are due to fly out on Saturday! After one of the most memorable vacations of my life!